Everyday Bestiary: Chihuahua T-Shirt

For anyone who's ever been personally victimized by five pounds of pure malice on four tiny legs. This design features a full-color Bestiary entry of the most feared "miniature" demon in the realm perched atop a pile of vanquished mail carriers' boots and abandoned squirrel dreams, eyes glowing, horns out, confidence maxed at 30.

Complete with full stat block (Fear: 0, Threat Perception: Everything), a legendary ability list any chihuahua owner will recognize instantly, and a scholarly bark-volume chart proving that decibels are, in fact, inversely proportional to physical size.

Perfect for the dog parent who knows their "tiny angel" is actually a Chaotic Malicious final boss in a 5-pound body.

It lets others know that you know, and that also know. You know?

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.