Animate Objects Spell T-Shirt

Animate Objects Spell T-Shirt

Irish Green / S
$22.00 $25.88
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Animate Objects Spell T-Shirt
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Animate Objects Spell T-Shirt

Animate Objects Spell T-Shirt

A cautionary tale about delegating to household objects with strong opinions

$22.00 $25.88
ColorIrish Green
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Animate Objects Tee
Seemed like a good idea at the time.

The kitchen utensils have unionized. The frying pan started a fire. The knives are mobilized, and the spoons are angry in a way spoons have no business being. 

Animate Objects is a 5th level spell that brings up to ten objects to life, giving them movement, attacks, and the ability to follow commands for the duration. The description covers action economy and damage output just fine. It says nothing about what happens when those objects develop opinions about their working conditions, which feels like an oversight worth flagging for the next edition.

Made for the players who have cast this spell and watched it go somewhere unexpected, the dungeon masters who said yes and regretted the precedent almost immediately, and anyone who has ever delegated something small and come back to find it had organized.

The spell ends eventually. Some consequences don't.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.

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