Trust the Science T-Shirt

⚗️ I Trust The Science Tee

The Science Says "Go Away."

A complete and internally consistent worldview expressed in two lines. The trust is genuine. The science is real. The science's position on unsolicited opinions, bad faith arguments, and people who learned everything they know from a comment section is also real and has been documented extensively.

Peer reviewed. Reproducible. Statistically significant across multiple studies. The data supports the conclusion. The conclusion is: not right now. Possibly not ever. The margin of error on this position is negligible.

For the scientists, the science communicators, the evidence-based decision makers, the people who cite their sources, the researchers who have explained the same concept seventeen times to seventeen different people this month, and everyone who has ever taken a deep breath before responding to something and then decided not to respond to it at all.

The science didn't come here to argue. The science came here to be correct and then leave. These are different activities and only one of them is worth the energy.

Short sentences. Long patience. Running out fast.

Soft, comfortable, and citing its sources on request.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.