Signs are Clear T-Shirt

The Signs Are Clear Tee

A star map for the modern condition. Ursa Major points toward a dead battery. Orion rises over a lost WiFi signal. Cygnus aligns with an existential dread spiral. The coffee cup sits dead center where the North Star should be, which is either a navigational error or the most accurate celestial chart ever produced depending on how your morning is going.

The ancients looked up and read meaning into the stars: planting seasons, sailing routes, the will of the gods. We look up and see low phone signal, the search for WiFi, a song stuck on loop, and a spirit that could be described as okay at best. The constellations adapted. The compass roses are still trying their best.

For the astronomy lovers who also live in the real world, the coffee dependents, the people who relate more to "existential dread" as a constellation than anything in the actual zodiac, and anyone who has stared at a night sky and thought about both the infinite cosmos and whether they remembered to charge their phone before bed.

The signs are clear. Whether that's comforting or not is entirely up to the reader.

Soft and comfortable, on a deep black tee that makes the gold illustration hit exactly as hard as it should.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.