Prismatic Spray T-Shirt

🌈 Prismatic Car Wash Tee

Results May Vary By Plane of Existence.

The Prismatic Spray is a 7th level spell that fires a random beam from a spectrum of eight possible effects: blinded, stunned, petrified, sent to another plane, or simply obliterated by pure prismatic energy. Someone looked at that spell, looked at a 1950s sedan, and decided what this situation really needed was a full service wash and detail. The geometric mandalas are complimentary. The plane of existence is not guaranteed.

Drive in clean. Exit chromatic. Whether you emerge on the Material Plane, the Astral Sea, or somewhere significantly more inconvenient is entirely dependent on which beam hits first and how the DM is feeling about your character arc this session. The car looks great though.

For the D&D players who have been on the wrong end of a Prismatic Spray, the Wizards who have cast one into a crowded room and immediately regretted the math, the retrofuturism fans, the psychedelic art lovers, and everyone who has ever driven into something and come out completely different on the other side.

No refunds. No guarantees. Spectacular results on planes where the laws of physics still apply.

Soft, comfortable, and detailing vehicles across the multiverse since the dawn of the 7th spell level.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.