Magic Missile Spell T-Shirt

Magic Missile Tee

Solving Problems That Absolutely Did Not Require Violence.

Target Acquired.

The mosquito. The alarm clock. The printer that jammed for the third time this week. The goblin in the filing cabinet. The vending machine that took the money and delivered nothing. All valid targets. All within range. All acquiring the full three-dart treatment because the Wizard is at his desk, he has spell slots remaining, and he is not in the mood.

Magic Missile always hits. No attack roll. No saving throw. No negotiation. No asking the printer nicely one more time. Just three unerring bolts of arcane force distributed across whatever has made the mistake of existing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

For the Wizards running low on patience, the office workers running low on tolerance, and everyone who has ever looked at a completely non-threatening situation and thought "This can be solved faster with projectiles.". The goblins filed it under "Target Acquired." They weren't wrong.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to hit without an attack roll.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.