Mage Hand Spell T-Shirt

Mage Hand Tee

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A cantrip of extraordinary potential. An unlimited range of arcane applications. And this tenured, distinguished, academically credentialed d20 and all, wizard has chosen to eat chips from a Rations of Holding bag without getting his hands greasy.

This is not a waste of magical talent. This is the pinnacle of magical talent. Anyone can cast Fireball. It takes true mastery, decades of study, a lifetime of discipline, and a very comfortable chair, to recognize that the highest and best use of a spectral hand is snack retrieval with zero crumbs on the robes.

Mage Hand. 5lb carry limit. Unlimited dignity. The graduation cap on the d20 is not ironic. This Wizard earned it. The Rations of Holding are not going to eat themselves, are they?

For the Wizards who have unlocked every spell in the book and still default to the cantrip, the overthinkers who found the most efficient solution to a very simple problem, and everyone who has ever used a significant skill for a completely insignificant task and felt absolutely no shame about it.

Soft, comfortable, and Rations of Holding not included.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.