Feather Fall Spell T-Shirt

Feather Fall Extreme Tee

Gravity Is More Of A Suggestion.

This Counts As Flying.

Technically, Feather Fall is a reaction spell. Technically, it slows descent to a safe speed. Technically, the Viking is not flying, he is falling with confidence, a thumbs up, and absolutely zero regrets about whatever decision led to this moment.

The Wizard is seated, with everything going according to plan.

Newton had opinions about gravity. The party Wizard has a reaction spell and a comfortable chair. One of these is more useful in a dungeon and it is not the apple.

For the Wizards who have saved the party without standing up, the players who have burned a reaction slot on something spectacular, and everyone who has ever looked a bad situation in the face and decided that controlled falling is basically the same as flying if you think about it correctly.

The Viking gives it a thumbs up. The Wizard gives it a spell slot. We give it a shirt.

Soft, comfortable, and rated terminal velocity approved.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.