Detect Thoughts T-Shirt

Detect Thoughts Tee

The Worst Spell For Anxiety Ever Invented.

"I forgot his name." "This cheese is cursed." "Why is the Bard making eye contact again?"

Nobody warned you. The Experimental Telepathy Device is strapped on, the crystal is glowing, and now you know exactly what everyone in the room is thinking. And it is so much worse than anything you could have imagined. Some information is not a buff. Some information is just damage with no saving throw.

Detect Thoughts is the spell that sounds incredible in theory and is absolutely catastrophic in practice. You wanted intelligence. You got a live feed of every unfiltered, irrational, cheese-related concern in a 30-foot radius. The Bard is still making eye contact. It means nothing and everything simultaneously.

For the overthinkers, the empaths, the people who can walk into a room and immediately absorb everyone else's energy whether they wanted to or not. You didn't choose this spell. It chose you.

Soft, comfortable, and mercifully unable to read the thoughts of anyone nearby.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.