Student Debt T-Shirt
Navy / XS
Sale price
$18.51
Regular price
$21.78
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Student Debt T-Shirt
The curse with no saving throw, no dispel, and a truly legendary duration.
Sale price
$18.51
Regular price
$21.78
Mage Casts Offensive Spell: Student Debt Tee
No saving throw. No spell resistance. Just a number that follows you around for decades and occasionally whispers your name at 2am. This shirt captures the very specific horror of realizing that the most powerful curse you'll ever face wasn't cast in a dungeon.
It was signed in a financial aid office.
For graduates, former students, and anyone who has ever looked at their loan balance and immediately rolled for sanity. Wear it when the debt is real, the humor is necessary, and solidarity is the only buff available.
Soft, substantial, and ready for game night, convention wandering, or everyday quests that somehow still cost more than expected.
Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.
Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.
Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.
Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.