Failed Constitution Save T-Shirt
Irish Green / S
Sale price
$22.00
Regular price
$25.88
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Failed Constitution Save T-Shirt
For the player who met the saving throw and became the cautionary tale.
Sale price
$22.00
Regular price
$25.88
For tabletop gamers, science enthusiasts, healthcare professionals, and anyone who has ever been taken down by a seasonal bug, Failed Constitution Save transforms a universal experience into a classic RPG joke. Featuring a battered natural 1 d20, a collection of negative status effects, and an alarmingly depleted immune system bar, the design humorously portrays what happens when your character sheet collides with real life. The combination of Poisoned, Diseased, and Exhausted conditions makes it instantly relatable to anyone who's spent a week losing a battle against microscopic enemies. Wearing this shirt tells others that you can laugh at your own misfortune, appreciate clever RPG humor, and understand that sometimes even the toughest adventurers fail a saving throw. Perfect for gamers, medical professionals, pharmacists, scientists, and anyone currently relying on modern medicine to recover from a critical failure of constitution.
Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.
Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.
Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.
Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.