Everyday Bestiary: Orange Cat T-Shirt

🐱 Orange Tabby Cat: Chaos Familiar Tee

Felis Catus Chaoticus. Fully documented. Scientifically classified. Still knocked the books off the desk.

Creature Taxonomy: Felis Catus Chaoticus
Intelligence: 4
Luck: 22
Self-preservation: Flexible

Arcane Formula: Curiosity + Cat = Disaster. 2am: a Meow + Chaos. Eyes: open. Wait.

Behavioral Taxonomy confirmed. Special abilities include: knocking things off surfaces, managing to be both everywhere and nowhere simultaneously, and Legendary Action: ignored all commands. The d20 on the desk is not an accident. The cat rolled it. The result is classified.

The chaos familiar doesn't serve the wizard. The chaos familiar tolerates the wizard, occasionally sits near the wizard for warmth, and operates on an entirely independent agenda that has never once been successfully interrupted by the words "no" or "get down from there."

For the cat owners who have accepted their role in this arrangement, the tabletop players whose cats have interrupted campaigns, the orange cat who statistically has the highest chaos rating of any domestic feline color variant and the data supports this.

Soft, comfortable, and knocked off the shelf approximately four seconds after being folded.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.