Cursed Dice Pile T-Shirt

🎲 Throw It On The Cursed Dice Pile Tee

Front. Back. Two sides of the same deeply relatable tragedy. 

The Front: Throw It On The Cursed Dice Pile. A banner. A d20 surrounded by acorns of shame. An entire philosophy of tabletop justice rendered in classic medallion format. Some dice earn retirement through years of loyal service. These dice earned the pile through repeated, deliberate, statistically improbable betrayal at the worst possible moments.

The Back: The pile itself. A mountain of condemned dice so vast it has developed its own ecosystem. A skull smoking at the summit like a volcano of bad rolls. Every color. Every size. Every die that has ever critically failed a death saving throw, missed a guaranteed hit, or rolled a 1 on a Persuasion check against someone the party really needed to like them. They're all here. They know what they did.  And we know you have one.

Every tabletop player has a cursed dice pile. It's not superstition, it's pattern recognition backed by session after session of empirical evidence. The dice failed the data collection. The data collection responded accordingly. 

For the D&D players, the Pathfinder veterans, the Shadowrun survivors, the dice goblins, and everyone who has ever looked a d20 in the face and said "I don't trust you anymore." 

You tried rehabilitation. It rolled a 2. The pile awaits.

Soft, comfortable, and statistically more reliable than whatever is currently in your dice bag.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.