Carbon Based Lifeform T-Shirt

Carbon-Based Lifeform T-Shirt

This design treats human existence like a product spec sheet, complete with a barcode, item number, and a manufacturing label reading "Earth-Based Materials." The specifications listed are painfully accurate: moderate durability, unclear battery life, a requirement for water, and a strong tendency toward existential thoughts.

It's a clever, deadpan piece of humor that pokes fun at how strange it is to exist as a person, presented in the dry, clinical style of a warning label or product manual. The clean layout and DNA and gear icons add a nice technical touch, making it look like something that could have shipped straight from a factory.

This shirt is a great fit for science lovers, engineers, philosophy fans, or anyone who enjoys a good existential joke wrapped up in a well-designed graphic. It also makes a great gift for the overthinker in your life who could use a laugh about their own operating manual.

The minimal color palette and sharp typography give it a clean, modern look that works well for everyday wear or as a conversation-starting gift.

Fit & feel
Soft, substantial feel. Runs true to size for everyday wear.

Materials
100% ring-spun cotton. Durable printed graphic.

Made to order
Made to order through our print-on-demand production partner. Printed and shipped in the USA.

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.